14 November 2010

Demon Kitty

the power of christ...um...what was that last part...


Ya.
That looks
like
a 
really
good
pet.
Like,
something
that someone
would
benefit from owning.
How much is that kitty in the window?
The 
one 
with the
waggly tail
eyes of satan/
indistinguishable mass-boundaries/
soulless existence?
What's that,
you say?
It's going to ruin
all
of my stuff?
It's 
going to scratch
all
of my friends?
Sold.
A hundred times, sold!
Demon Kitty.